think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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