I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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