dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he puts the penis in happiness.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize