just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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