found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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