belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
what day is it and did you see me today?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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