He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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