Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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