I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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