Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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