dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you win again, gameday.
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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