dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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