i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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