she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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