im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
