The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
he laminated a picture of his dick.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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