I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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