remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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