There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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