we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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