It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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