he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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