Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So vagazzling was a success
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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