So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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