There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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