She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.