Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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