So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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