id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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