She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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