How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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