508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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