butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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