i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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