I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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