I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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