The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
