You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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