i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
