The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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