We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
send nudes
from the living room?
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