thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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