ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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