Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
