But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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