She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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