did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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