You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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