Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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