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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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