i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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