I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
