I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Drunk is not a location!
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