I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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