K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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