I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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