I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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